Jeb asked for something festive
and I thought some carols to sing would be nice. 
The words may be modified somewhat
but this is not done to offend anyone's religion. 
A brief frivolity at the end of the year. 
My best wishes to Jeb and all you fellow hacks;
we are good and next year we can make this site even better.

 

Charles Spencer

 

 

SILENT NIGHT

 

Silent Night, Quiet Night

All is calm, the gag is tight

round yon naked body so still

wind and wind the ropes until

you lie in heavenly peace

 

Silent Night, Quiet Night

my knees quake at the sight

your only movement a very slight flutter

'Oh so well tied' is all I can mutter

What a sight to behold

 

Silent Night, Quiet Night

I see the marks from ropes so tight

Now your breathing becomes more rhythmic

as my finger stimulates regions pelvic

Time to christen this most wonderful time.

 

 

WE THREE KINGS

 

We three Doms from Omaha

bearing whips we travel afar

ropes & straps, chains & cuffs

and a corset tightening bar

 

Born to humiliate and shame

Gold we earn, but we mustn't main

Pain for ever, ceasing never

over you miserable twerps we reign

 

Gags and straps we offer

anything is no bother

Leather or Rubber what's your pleasure

worship us while you suffer

 

 

 

ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID'S CITY

 

(This started as the carol but fell apart somewhat as

 my single brain cell stuttered to a halt after midnight)

 

 

 

Once in Jeb's Royal Library

Sat his scribes neat & studious

each was scribbling intent & furious

not wishing to hear the Master's Lament

'Spelling stinks, Grammar wrong

try again and try harder

do not stop until you hear the gong'

 

Round the tables sat the cream

the best writers the world has seen

Drew/ Cordelia, what's in a name

when you can justify such fame

There's Historian, the learned hack

checking his every descriptive fact

 

Over there Frank Knebel

what a writer, Oh so able

Next to him the wizened sage

Brian Sands, writing beautifully for an age

In the corner, disturbing dust

Peter Walsh, working fit to bust

 

The wonderful Zack, hasn't looked back

since joining the pack,

whilst Bill K is lean and mean

their stories show they have the knack

Ash Dousch has an evocative way of inviting you in

to be part of the story like a teaching Dean

 

There are others just as good

scribbling away to capture the mood

hoping the Master will smile for ages

words, more words filling pages

Damsel in Distress - a simple pleasure

action & drama in equal measure

no porn nor tacky pictures

only wonderful words all about strictures

 

Suddenly tension fills the air

shoulders hunch, no longer tall

pencils scratch across paper bare

as footsteps sound down the hall

Steady Solid Heavy sounds

The Master Jeb, in he pounds

 

Expectantly, the scribes look up

will the New Year be the time

when the Master writes again

 

 

Happy Xmas all and a Prosperous New Year



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