Jeb asked for something
festive
and I thought some carols to sing would be nice.
The words may be modified somewhat
but this is not done to offend anyone's religion.
A brief frivolity at the end of the year.
My best wishes to Jeb and all you fellow hacks;
we are good and next year we can make this site even better.
Charles Spencer
SILENT NIGHT
Silent Night, Quiet Night
All is calm, the gag is tight
round yon naked body so still
wind and wind the ropes until
you lie in heavenly peace
Silent Night, Quiet Night
my knees quake at the sight
your only movement a very slight flutter
'Oh so well tied' is all I can mutter
What a sight to behold
Silent Night, Quiet Night
I see the marks from ropes so tight
Now your breathing becomes more rhythmic
as my finger stimulates regions pelvic
Time to christen this most wonderful time.
WE THREE KINGS
We three Doms from Omaha
bearing whips we travel afar
ropes & straps, chains & cuffs
and a corset tightening bar
Born to humiliate and shame
Gold we earn, but we mustn't main
Pain for ever, ceasing never
over you miserable twerps we reign
Gags and straps we offer
anything is no bother
Leather or Rubber what's your pleasure
worship us while you suffer
ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID'S CITY
(This started as the carol but fell apart somewhat as
my single brain cell stuttered to a halt after midnight)
Once in Jeb's Royal Library
Sat his scribes neat & studious
each was scribbling intent & furious
not wishing to hear the Master's Lament
'Spelling stinks, Grammar wrong
try again and try harder
do not stop until you hear the gong'
Round the tables sat the cream
the best writers the world has seen
Drew/ Cordelia, what's in a name
when you can justify such fame
There's Historian, the learned hack
checking his every descriptive fact
Over there Frank Knebel
what a writer, Oh so able
Next to him the wizened sage
Brian Sands, writing beautifully for an age
In the corner, disturbing dust
Peter Walsh, working fit to bust
The wonderful Zack, hasn't looked back
since joining the pack,
whilst Bill K is lean and mean
their stories show they have the knack
Ash Dousch has an evocative way of inviting you in
to be part of the story like a teaching Dean
There are others just as good
scribbling away to capture the mood
hoping the Master will smile for ages
words, more words filling pages
Damsel in Distress - a simple pleasure
action & drama in equal measure
no porn nor tacky pictures
only wonderful words all about strictures
Suddenly tension fills the air
shoulders hunch, no longer tall
pencils scratch across paper bare
as footsteps sound down the hall
Steady Solid Heavy sounds
The Master Jeb, in he pounds
Expectantly, the scribes look up
will the New Year be the time
when the Master writes again
Happy Xmas all and a Prosperous New Year